I'm fat...not stupid!

What is it with certain people who assume that, because you are fat, you must be ignorant or something?

Since when did fat become synonymous with dumb? Sorry, I must have missed that memo circulating the proverbial water cooler.

Oh yeah, it must've been while I was holed-up in a state of self-loathing eating my way through a family sized bag of Doritos and a 2 liter of Coke.

Go fuck yourself, asshole!

*This mini-rant brought to you by a M.F.A degree wielding fat chick with a passel of scores to settle.*